Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.
Having a penis in your mouth or sticking a penis in someone else’s mouth, when done properly, can be one of the most sexually satisfying feelings ever. For those of us who love to give a good d*ck sucking, the power and confidence that it instills in our sexual self-esteem is unlike any feeling in the […] More
Friendship is one of the most magical parts of being a sentient human being. Unlike family, you can choose your friends. They might enjoy the same hobbies as you, they always have your back, and you just generally like hanging out and being around them. #BFFLZZZZ But what happens when your supposed “best friend” has […] More
To be a redneck in America is to find honor and glory in your ability to drink an infinite amount of Bud Light while hunting, mowing your lawn, fixing one of your five trucks, chilling on your porch, playing chicken sh*t bingo, and making squirrel stew. And while some of those sound like unbelievable tropes […] More
There are some words that can slice you in half in an instant. They’ll stick with you for the rest of your life and as much as you try to forget, to bury that one measly sentence deep inside, it will always be there to haunt you. “”I want to love someone like you love […] More
How many friends do you have? Can you count them on one hand or do you have them in the hundreds? If you’re down in the dumps and need a shoulder to cry on, is your buddy on the way over with a bottle of rosé and sound advice, or are they out grinding their […] More
The word “creeper” always seems to have a strong connotation with men, doesn’t it? And sure, while that slimy dude staring you down from across the club while biting his lip and grabbing his junk is definitely a bonafide creep — it doesn’t strictly pertain to one gender. Ladies — when you’re feeling horny and need […] More
Ah, college. A place to put on your thinking cap, flap your education wings, and let all of your ignorance float away into a sea of broken dreams and sh*tty reality TV. You’d think that all students partaking in a higher education would have to meet a certain caliber of book AND street smarts, but […] More
When you’re single and feeling frisky, you have some different options in how you can alleviate the horniness. You can 1) get on Tinder and let it slowly suck your soul away as you swipe and swipe and swipe while trying to find someone DTF who’s not crazy. You can 2) hit the town, club, […] More
There’s nothing quite like cuddling up to your significant other on a cold night, your head resting perfectly in their chest nook while staring up at them like you’ve just found out you won free Chipotle for the rest of your life. Love is grand, y’all. And there are some little things that make a […] More
You know we live in trying times when Ivanka Trump can write a self-help book about her wistful childhood and not be kidding. What a sad and tough life it must have been growing up in an affluent Connecticut neighborhood, with no foot traffic, so you and your brothers had to get your security guards and […] More
Sticking weird things into your different bodily orifices seems to be a lot more common that one would think. And I’m not just talking about that sparkly 8 inch dildo you so delicately maneuver into your bum hole every night. Though, people do love to stick things up their butts. Perhaps you were a curious, […] More
War can break people. It disrupts families and environments and one’s mental health no matter what side a person falls on. For soldiers, witnessing all of the devastating rubble and death is just another day while deployed, but when they return home, the nightmare of war lingers on. For some soldiers, it’s the loss of […] More
