Dads Are Ridiculous And These 29 Tweets Prove It

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Either that kid is eating some weird ass shit or mama’s breast milk is polluted.

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Some things you can’t un-learn. Cause even the bystanders will get covered in blood and placenta – and die.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.