Don’t you wish you had someone to tell you all the things you should be doing in your 20s in order to not be a complete f*cking bum in the future? As I’m creeping toward 30, I find myself second guessing, stressing, and wondering if anyone else feels like their flailing around with a glass of rosé in their hand, trying to figure their sh*t out. Okay, so I don’t ALWAYS have a glass of rosé in hand but I have no shame in my game in being basic. A dry, crisp rosé from France is f*cking delightful, y’all.
You know that POS boyfriend you’ve been dating for the last three years who won’t commit and still just wants to play video games all day? Yeah, it might be time to dump that f*cker and focus on some of your own hobbies — like drinking rosé. Just kidding. Kind of. But really — talk to any 30-something or 40-something, and they’ll tell you that forming and keeping up with activities and hobbies that interest them are the things they wish they would’ve spent more time on. Not that zombie boyfriend, Jordan, who wouldn’t ever communicate his feelings.
You may feel invincible now, but take it from the older, wiser people of the internet — you’re not going to be able to stay up until 4am every morning drinking sh*tty vodka and eating pounds of mozzarella sticks without some serious physical repercussions. So drink that gahd damn water, stretch, try to work out every now and then, and take as many f*cking photos of your life as you possibly can. Go on fulfilling trips, get out of toxic friendships, and for f*ck’s sake — WEAR SUNSCREEN!