Lulu the Dog Failed CIA Bomb-Sniffer School to Live Her Best Life

In the thirty years that I’ve been on this planet, I’ve changed my mind in my career path more times than I can count. It’s part of human nature to be unsure and indecisive but we all feel bad about it, regardless. You know who doesn’t feel bad about making decisions to change career paths? Lulu, the former CIA dog trainee, that’s who.

Training involved a bunch of snacks and love from the trainers but let’s be honest, who really wants to train to do anything, really? Lulu was just being her true to herself and realized that she wanted more than the mundane training sessions entailed.

You know what a dog really wants to do? Play and nap and eat and nap and play and give all the kisses. Oh, and chase the balls in the backyard. Like, normal doggie stuff. Not CIA training stuff, duh. Lulu had the right thing in mind and she’s now winning because of it.

We’re all Lulu, the former CIA dog trainee, and you know it:


Look at that face! Does that look like a face that wanted to go through K-9 training for explosive detection? Nope, not at all. Although training consisted of a bunch of treats and love from her trainers, it was apparent that Lulu wasn’t happy with training even two weeks into it.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.