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19 Parents Who Had The Best Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”

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My childhood best friend’s mom caught me and my buddy hitting his new bong in his bedroom. We probably should have went outside but.. oops. We honestly didn’t know what to think. We just looked at her, a little bit terrified, then a few seconds of silence later and my friend finally opened his mouth to let a massive cloud of smoke out. All she said was “Well, I was gonna ask you guys if you were ready for dinner, but I guess I already know the answer to that question.”

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I used to download shitloads of random porn. I’d type in “porn” then click hundreds of links & just let them download overnight. In the morning I’d check to see which actually finished & weed through them. This was on my family computer located in my father’s office. One morning I got the dreaded foot stomp from the floor above. I raced upstairs to my father screaming & saying something about my mother being in tears. I didn’t really understand until I noticed a video of a 300lb fat chick getting fucked by a skinny skumbag. I was embarrassed & told them it was just a virus. Later that year one of my friend’s fat sister showed up at the door to pick up her brother. My father called down to me & said, “hey, your girlfriend is at the door.”

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When we moved house, my mum agreed to let me have a house party at the old place before. I designated a smoking room where people could hotbox. My mum comes down because she knows some of my friends & I said I was cool with her coming because she’s chill. She walked in the house, said hi briefly to everyone, & walked down the hallway.. then I realized she’s going straight for the weed room. I realize I can’t run, so I explain quietly to everyone around me that shit is about to go down. Then I hear laughter & my mum is smiling.. She walked into the damn room, & said “hi guys — Christ I could get high off the fumes in here. Don’t worry, whatever it is, I’ve probably smoked it. You should’ve seen your faces though.”

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.