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21 People Who Have Some Serious Illegal Skills

17.

Discreet public urination in moments of absolute, blind necessity. I’m a woman.

18.

Rooftopping. As a New Yorker, there are some rooftop views you just can’t miss.

19.

My skills are limited to pre90s models…but I was a really good car thief once upon a time. I can drive off in an older porsche, Benz, BMW, or jaguar almost as quickly without keys as I can with them.

20.

Using a paperclip to make free phone calls on a payphone. This skill is ridiculously defunct.

21.

Drifting. I’ve gotten really good since I’ve started doing it. I tend to only do it when there’s no way I could destroy someone else’s car though.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.