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These People Turned Down Sex For the Craziest Reasons

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A friend my girlfriend was giving me a lift home. I was slightly intoxicated. She pulls off the road and hopped in the back seat. I didn’t want to cheat on my girlfriend. Ironically after I denied her, turned on the radio and the song was “Feel like making love” by Bad Company. One of the funniest moments in my life. We both just started laughing.

15.

I was sort of seeing a Mormon girl earlier this year. She was starting to stray from her faith and let loose a bit. Our relationship got pretty physical rather quickly. One night, she decides she wants to get drunk (something she had only done twice previous). We get drunk with some friends, and next thing you know, she’s asking me to have sex with her. She was a virgin. Having been told a long-term relationship wasn’t happening (I’m not Mormon and she wants a temple marriage), I wasn’t about to take her V-card because of her (and my) drunkenness. So she and I argued for a while (in front of people, mind you) about whether or not to have sex. Finally, I said, “Look, if you were to wake up tomorrow and find yourself no longer a virgin, how would you feel?” “Not so good.” “Didn’t think so. How about when you’re sober we revisit the idea?” We never had sex, and she’s still a virgin.

16.

A college roommate told me his coke whore girlfriend would give me a BJ for my birthday. No thanks.

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Age 16, I was still a virgin and had recently broken up with a girl who threatened to kill herself if I broke up with her, and when I did she swallowed a bottle of tylenol and ran away to be found in a field later that night. A few weeks after her incident she was back and begging to get back together. She offered to give herself to me. Sex. As a 16 year old virgin this was a huge bargaining chip, but I had to remind myself that she was fucking crazy.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.