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Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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Wedding photos (yes, unbelievably people do this).

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All photos are group shots from nights out, or selfies with filters applied.

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Short sentences and a flood of emojis.

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“You probably won’t even message me because nice guys finish last” Well shit even if I was gonna before, I’m sure as hell not gonna do it now. Every guy with this shit on his profile is the type that goes “wow you’re so beautiful > can I get some nudes > fine f*ck you bitch you’re ugly anyways” within 10 minutes.

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Some girls just fill their profiles with the bitchiest shit: “Why everyone on here so ugly? I need a 6’4” man, not a boy. I don’t do shrimp unless it’s on sushi. Work hard play hard, try to keep up. Don’t be boring…. blah blah blah. Girls like this sound f*cking exhausting

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.