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These 21 People Know About Their Significant Other’s Embarrassing Secrets

17.

I’ve seen him more than once masturbating to Hillary Clinton pictures. I want to say something but he can get so angry some times. I’m just going to let it be my secret.

18.

He has peed on me. Twice. I have woken up cold and wet and have had to change my clothes and wedge a towel underneath.

19.

My boyfriend has a bit of a bald patch, bless him. A few weeks ago I noticed he had what looked like dust in his hair, made more noticeable because of the bald patch. I brushed off what I could for him and was winding him up saying he was using hair in a can stuff. He laughed but seemed a bit sheepish. That night I noticed a spray can thing in his bathroom – it was basically brown powder spray for bald patches. I haven’t said anything and I put it behind his mirror so he could move it without knowing I’ve seen. If anything I just thought it was adorable!! I just want to give him a squeeze now thinking about it actually, bless his little baldy head!

20.

Not about an SO, but a guy that I was dating. He keeps stating that he is an accountant. But he really isn’t. He is just an assistant to an accountant. He takes so much pride on saying that he is an accountant and he feels like a complete baddass. Sadly, he was just a complete dumbass.

21.

His family was on Hoarders a few years ago. He begged me not to watch it but how could I not? I don’t talk about it with him because he was/still is mortified.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.