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These 23 People Did Disgusting Things Like It Was Totally Normal

13.

Dude on my high school football team would break a sandwich out of his pants during practice. Football pants have no pockets, he kept it in the pocket where a cup would go. Even worse, everyone thought it was funny so he kept doing it.

14.

Lady on the subway was picking her long nails and forming a little pile on her breasts. Her nails were puke yellow and maybe an inch long. She was wearing an all black fleece and nicely showed her prized collection. At her stop she casually brushed it onto the floor and kept going. I could just imagine the amount of particulate in the air now residing in my lungs. She smelled of onions.

15.

Remember sitting next to some random Asian guy on the bus once, when out of nowhere he produces a teeny tiny spoon. Without a single glance of recognition in my direction he stick this spoon in his ear and starts digging out copious amounts of brown black earwax, which he scraped off with his finger and spread on the back of the seat in front of him. Thankfully my stop arrived before I had to witness too much of that.

16.

Halftime at a football game so everyone goes to the washrooms. Watched a guy set his hotdog on top of the urinal so he could take a squirt. Finished pissing, picked up the hotdog and started eating it on his way out.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.