These 25 Texts Show Single People Winning At Life

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Singledom is both a blessing and a curse. There are things you miss about being in a relationship (like sex whenever da F you want), but there are also things you wouldn’t want to give up for the world (laying in a pile of burger wrappers).

Single people live very different lives. There are the ones that complain all the time. There are the ones going out, screwing f***boys, and popping Plan B like it’s Advil. And then there are the ones sitting at home watching Scandal, eating a whole pizza, and not giving a shit about anyone.

Although there are those complainers, there are so many others taking the time to embrace riding solo and enjoying what life throws at them – whether that be cake or cock.

These 25 single people are embracing the wonderful world that is Singledom:


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Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.