There is a reason pets are our BFFs. They are cute, cuddly, and just all around better than human beings. If you have a pet, you have a friend for life that will love you unconditionally. Actually, not a friend, but a furry little child that you would have given birth to if you had the chance.
But some people seem to forget that pets are animals, not humans or objects you can do whatever you want to. If you have a pet, you’re probably thinking “DUH, that goes without saying.” Well, unfortunately, some people need to hear it.
You see, some people get a little booze in them and treat their pets like drinking buddies or random objects that they can do whatever they want to, like shave or draw on with sharpie (SHAME ON YOU MOFOS).
So when you drink, treat pets like PETS and not drinking companions. Don’t bring your cat to the bar, don’t make your dog do a kegstand, and don’t baptize a cat in jungle juice. Just be a decent person. Cool? Cool.