These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

10.

Had to do a group assignment at college with a guy with severe Aspergers. He ended up taking all the completed work hostage because we were trying to ‘take over’ his part of the project. He was so fucked up that we ended up with a guarantee from the Professor that the rest of us would pass if we handed in anything at all.

11.

My ex boyfriend. Plays the victim to his friends and family. Yet I have spoken to two of his exes and we’ve ALL called the cops on him at some point. He obsesses and stalks and harasses. He tried to break into my apt once after we broke up to “apologize to me” and tried to convince my roommate I was “unstable” and making “rash choices.” We’ve been broken up 7 months now. I have a new bf. And he still sends me emails saying I’m being unreasonable

12.

My cousin has insisted to my family that I get exorcised because I’m gay and autistic. She thinks that only the Devil himself can corrupt someone to this extent. The only problems with her theory are that I am neither gay nor autistic, and she’s the one touched by Satan.

13.

Guy at my college thought he was god’s gift to women just because he worked out daily. He looked more like an albino Dwayne Johnson with curly hair. It’s was like Casper took steroids and started hitting on anything that moved.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.