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These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

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My little sister who somehow got it into her head that we grew up in the ghetto (we didn’t) and that it is ok to keep popping out kids with different baby daddies because “if God didn’t want me to have babies, he wouldn’t let me get pregnant.”

15.

My father. The man does not live in the same reality as the rest of us. He is almost 60 and still thinks he’s going to make it in the music business despite the fact that he has no band and plays no gigs. He’s a passable guitar player, but the typical guy that had a band in the 70s and early 80s. Takes himself way too seriously as if he’s some kind of prolific musician.

16.

My Uncle decided his thoughts were so profound that he tried selling printed canvases with some of his quotes on them. Yes, sentences he came up with himself. And no he is not successful or any sort of leader in his field; nor anything that would warrant quoting or displaying anything he has ever said. He also decided to write a book on his life of which he has achieved sucking my Aunty dry of money and contact with her family because none of us want to be around him.

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An ex friend of mine. Cried multiple times because she thought guys were only interested in me and not her, and that I must be doing something insane to attract their attention since she’s the skinnier/more obsessed with her looks one.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.