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These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

18.

A girl that was interested in me told me that she came from another planet, that she wasn’t human. She was 100% serious, even told me I was like her and we were maybe from the same planet. 10/10 would nope again.

19.

My friends ex went off her bipolar meds because she was convinced love was the cure to her bipolar disorder. “I feel better now so that means I don’t need my meds anymore!” Bipolar isn’t a bacterial infection, you don’t take meds for a while and then you’re cured of it. Weirdly they broke up after about the millionth violent mood swing, and now she spends her days getting fired from every single job and doing hallucinogenics.

20.

My fiancé has a childhood friend who doesn’t believe in space. He doesn’t believe there are planets either. He also believes the Earth is flat (which somehow isn’t a planet either?) When asked to explain his beliefs he provided a biblical explanation that made no sense. And I don’t just mean “no sense” like “that’s ridiculous,” but “no sense” like, “I have no idea what you just said.”

21.

A friend of mine tried to argue with me that him coming from a wealthy family made it harder for him to find a job. His reasoning was bias/not enough experience. No one said you couldn’t work when you were younger, you just didn’t have to?

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.