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These Hipster Opinions Will Make You Want To Punch Someone In The Face

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Had a friend explain to me that Negronis and fancy gin are all the rage in Europe so been preemptively starting to drink them for when they inevitably become big in the US at some point in 2018.

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Having a physical copy of an album can really enhance the experience of listening to it.

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I genuinely don’t like when I have an underground music gem, they get popular, then sell out. Popularity kills creativity.

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Rick and Morty should have never hit the mainstream. Not that it makes the show worse but I feel like the bigger the audience is, the more stupid people it involves, the more ridiculous, stupid, and loud the fan base comes. There is a character in the show called Mr Poopy Butthole. People take this show too seriously for what it is.

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Old Coldplay is better. Or at least they were more fitted to my taste before. I think popularity made them significantly more vanilla.

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I find the more popular a Youtuber gets the more insincere and annoyingly perky they become. Like “Hey bros and brosephs! Thanks for watching again and click to like and subscribe yolooo!” – Muvfucka, you don’t give a shit about me. Which is fine as you don’t know me, but just dial it back a bit. I get why they do it, but I find the whole thing disproportionately frustrating.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.