Porn tropes, while cheesy and fake AF, still play with our horny ideals of fantasy and desire. Like, maybe you've always had a thing for teacher, and you dream about the day where she scolds you for not doing the homework. The punishment? A good old fashion spanking (while she's wearing nothing but a tight white button down and stockings of course). Hey, it could happen!
We always think that ridiculous plots could never happen to us, but surprisingly enough, people get down to business in a plethora of ways. That construction worker that you've always had a crush on? He might want to strap his tool belt on with nothing else and hammer you to bits!
So when the stars align and you're feeling frisky, don't be afraid to get a bit more theatrical! If the situation arises where you're delivering a pizza and a lady answers the door in just a robe and invites you in, what shall you do?! You ask her if she ordered extra sausage — that's what!
These 21 lucky people got to live out real life porn plots:
Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.
Porn tropes, while cheesy and fake AF, still play with our horny ideals of fantasy and desire. Like, maybe you've always had a thing for teacher, and you dream about the day where she scolds you for not doing the homework. The punishment? A good old fashion spanking (while she's wearing nothing but a tight white button down and stockings of course). Hey, it could happen!
We always think that ridiculous plots could never happen to us, but surprisingly enough, people get down to business in a plethora of ways. That construction worker that you've always had a crush on? He might want to strap his tool belt on with nothing else and hammer you to bits!
So when the stars align and you're feeling frisky, don't be afraid to get a bit more theatrical! If the situation arises where you're delivering a pizza and a lady answers the door in just a robe and invites you in, what shall you do?! You ask her if she ordered extra sausage — that's what!
These 21 lucky people got to live out real life porn plots:
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Written by Laura McNairy
Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.