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Women Confess The Weirdest Things Men Wanted From Them

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I had a guy send me a Facebook message asking for a video of me swallowing a whole boiled egg.

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I once had a dude who wanted to sodemize me with my own turd. He wanted to freeze the turd first. He had already been doing it on himself and filming it. It was f*cked up.

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An ex once said, “If I let you get any kind of dog you want, will you have sex with it so I can watch?”

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I had a guy come up to me in the gym and ask if I would give him my bra or panties after I’d finished without washing them. I said no.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.