Remember that one time you made a fake website for a fake movie that you were “starring” in? You showed it to your crush to make them think you were a real and famous actor? Oh yeah, that’s right — you’ve tried stuffing that embarrassing sh*t deep down inside so you’d never have to think of it again. Sorry for bringing it up!
People do crazy things when they’ve got a crush on someone. I mean, all you really want is for them to notice you and like you and put up with the way you smell and kiss your mouth repeatedly until you’re both chapped and tired and you fall down into a bed of roses while staring at the stars.
HA — nope. It’s more like you writing them a four page letter of angsty teen poetry and shoving it in their locker only to find them showing it to their friends later and laughing uncontrollably. Love hurts. Crushes fade. But your embarrassing moments will last a lifetime.