3. You will never understand Snapchat.
Nor do you want to. But you have to admit, the filter that turns you into a fire-breathing demon kind of sums up how you feel about the filters.
Only joking! You don’t know what a filter is.
4. The work printer closest to your desk has a dent in it – and it's the exact size and shape of your fist.
Just hearing the words ‘low toner’ sends you into a homicidal rage.