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11 Reasons Dogs Make The BEST Wingmen

11. He’ll bring you and your partner closer together.

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You’re less likely to be in the dog house with your man or lady-friend when you have an actual dog. Metaphorically, but probably literally, too.

Supposedly it’s because pets make people happy, and happy people have healthier relationships (in a nutshell)… but it can’t hurt having a pup around to blame your farts on.

 

There’s just one downside…

He’s going to want to get in bed with you.

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Image via Esquire

And he’s going to want to sleep right in the middle, between you and the beautiful no-longer-stranger he worked so hard to help you land.

And obviously, you’ll be powerless to refuse him. (Is that really a downside though?)

Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.