16. Raising The Stakes
So you got your dream job in another city… but your S.O. is happy where you are now. One of you is going to have to put the relationship before their career. Arguing about it will suck, but not nearly as much as it would suck to try and separate your assets when you’re basically a single being. Nobody wants to buy another spice rack.
17. (Not) Breaking Up
There’s nothing more bone-chilling than realizing that the two of you will either A) fall in love, get married, live happily ever after, die of old age, and rot in the ground together for all eternity, or B) break up and die alone. There’s really no good outcome.
