15 Craigslist Ads That Will Make You Lose Your Faith in Humanity

4. The Twilight Enthusiast

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Sounds like this poster could be convinced to go for Team Jacob under the right circumstances?

 

5. The Cheap Date

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Jeeze, just a peach and $10? Like you just imagine this man is supposed to have an uncommon pin-striped suit laying around the house? The nerve of some people, SMH…

 

6. The Long-Winded Surfer

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Yeah dude, do you think the break up could more have been the fault of your wordy explanations and random fascination with loofas and less about the surfboard? Hmm??

Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.