4. The Twilight Enthusiast
Sounds like this poster could be convinced to go for Team Jacob under the right circumstances?
5. The Cheap Date
Jeeze, just a peach and $10? Like you just imagine this man is supposed to have an uncommon pin-striped suit laying around the house? The nerve of some people, SMH…
6. The Long-Winded Surfer
Yeah dude, do you think the break up could more have been the fault of your wordy explanations and random fascination with loofas and less about the surfboard? Hmm??
