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15 Amazing Craigslist Fails That Will Make You Loose Faith in Humanity

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Free Rooster

“I didn’t know I was buying a rooster. I thought when my girlfriend said ‘want a Rooster' she meant ‘want TO Rooster'. That means poking her with my penis at sunrise saying ‘Cock-a-doodle-do-me.'”

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.