15 Amazing Craigslist Fails That Will Make You Loose Faith in Humanity

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Vampires of Maine

My Scientologist friend told me his Vampire girlfriend is out of town for 20 years, and I just can’t wait that long.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.