in humor 15 Epic Tanning Fails That Prove Some People Should Just Stay Indoors by Mary McCaw October 12, 2016, 12:00 pm 7. That’s a fun lower back tattoo. Image via Tumblr 8. Sup, Rudolph? Image via Amazon 9. Wonder what was in the bowl… and if it was worth this. Image via Newsiosity Written by Mary McCaw Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.