10. This culinary life hack

Coming to a dorm near you!
11. Your teeth may be clean, but you, ma’am, are nasty

This is just one step away from people putting toothpaste on dicks.
12. Seatbelt bottle opener
Step 1: Drive.
Step 2: Unbuckle.
Step 3: Open beer.
Step 4: Enjoy.
What could go wrong?