13. This popcorn fire alarm

Quick, honey, we’ve gotta hurry! The popcorn is burning!
14. This great way to repurpose all of those old dildos you have laying around

Where are all of these dildos coming from? Nevermind. I don’t want to know.
15. And the shittiest thing you can do to wine

For those in the middle of the venn diagram “wine connoisseurs”, “butt play enthusiasts” and “disgusting individuals”.