13. This popcorn fire alarm
Quick, honey, we’ve gotta hurry! The popcorn is burning!
14. This great way to repurpose all of those old dildos you have laying around
Where are all of these dildos coming from? Nevermind. I don’t want to know.
15. And the shittiest thing you can do to wine
For those in the middle of the venn diagram “wine connoisseurs”, “butt play enthusiasts” and “disgusting individuals”.