10. You’re constantly speculating as to whether or not that degree was actually worth four years of your life.

11. When you do finally get your paycheck, what doesn’t go to rent and other essentials immediately gets blown on a round of shots at happy hour.

12. Before graduation, you were hell-bent on still having a social life. But now that you’re working all the time, all you have energy for on a Friday night is cuddling with your dog while watching reruns of The Office.
