in humor 15 Seriously Funny Texts You’ll Want To Read Again and Again by Mary McCaw August 5, 2015, 8:03 pm 4. When in doubt, play dumb. 5. Sorry, wrong number. 6. Hope he's not blocking the fire exit. Written by Mary McCaw Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.