in humor 15 Seriously Funny Texts You’ll Want To Read Again and Again by Mary McCaw August 5, 2015, 8:03 pm 7. This is what happens when two people have two (very different) things on their mind. 8. “Gotcha!” 9. When I say ‘jump', you say… Written by Mary McCaw Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.