in humor 15 Seriously Funny Texts You’ll Want To Read Again and Again by Mary McCaw August 5, 2015, 8:03 pm 10. When you call mom for sympathy and get something else entirely. 11. Proof that patience is a virtue that skipped over this generation. 12. “I thought you'd never ask… Oh.” Written by Mary McCaw Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.