humor 15 Seriously Funny Texts You’ll Want To Read Again and Again by Mary McCaw 10. When you call mom for sympathy and get something else entirely. 11. Proof that patience is a virtue that skipped over this generation. 12. “I thought you’d never ask… Oh.” Page 4 of 5Previous 12345Next Written by Mary McCaw Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.