in humor 15 Seriously Funny Texts You’ll Want To Read Again and Again by Mary McCaw August 5, 2015, 8:03 pm 13. This is why we can't have nice things. 14. When you're thinking about breaking into the prosthetics market: 15. Sounds likeĀ someone jumped to conclusions… or just made a really good save? Written by Mary McCaw Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.