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15 Things All Girls Say – And What They Really Mean

11.

“I need to go out.”

I need to erase these relationship sorrows from my mind with 7 glasses of rosé, my squad, and a night of sloppy debauchery.

TLDR; I need to have sex.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.