15 Things That Could NEVER Happen Anywhere But the South

13. Gator-Rage

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This Jupiter, Florida man was clearly pissed that his Wendy’s order was messed up. Why else do you throw an alligator through the drive-thru window?

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14. That’s Just Nuts

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It’s good for police officers to be held accountable for their actions… but it’s funny when those actions involve a Johnson City, Tennessee cop getting fired for firing his gun at an unarmed squirrel.

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15. Stick It in the Slot

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Having sex with an ATM doesn’t sound too appealing, but a Murfreesboro, Tennessee man would disagree. Also, this basically makes him a prostitute for robots.

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Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.