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15 Tinder Fails You’ll Probably Relate To

10. Talk healthy to me.

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11. This accidental threat still beats “I want to murder your *$^#&” as an opening line.

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12. Cock blocked by free-association.

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Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.