in humor 15 Tinder Fails You’ll Probably Relate To by Mary McCaw August 5, 2015, 9:51 pm 13. Proof that if you fall (er, fail) hard enough, it might break the ice. 14. Guess she needed to level up before learning “Play Along”. 15. This indecent proposal. Written by Mary McCaw Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.