4. That went well… Not.
This girl told me she liked to be teased in the bedroom so we laid down and I said her new glasses looked stupid and she starts crying. wtf?
— Thor Olsen (@superduperkewl) September 15, 2011
5. “A” for effort..? More like “F” for effort.
My favorite sex position? Boy there's so many to choose from. Ha Ha. *starts sweating* I'd have to pick, um, reverse…shortstop? I gotta go
— Matt Shirley (@mattsurely) January 5, 2015
6. It’s rough out there for skinny jeans enthusiasts.
https://twitter.com/leeshywill/status/594689752378408960?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
