19. When you realize the worst is yet to come.
Menstrual cramps are just free samples of what giving birth feels like
— High Fructose Corn Syrup (@cerealtndencies) October 18, 2015
20. When karma is being a straight-up b*tch.
if you wanna get your period just wear your nicest, fanciest underwear and let karma do the rest
— Sandy Honig (@sandyhonig) March 24, 2015
21. When you’ll threaten anything to avoid seeing those pictures on the ‘book.
If you post pictures of your kid I can post pictures of my underwear when my uterus frees one of it's unfertilized offspring.
— bez (@Bez) November 13, 2015
