Expressing yourself isn't always easy. Who among us hasn't walked away from a dispute only to think of the perfect comeback, or fallen victim to a Freudian slip on a first date?
And things only get more complicated when you bring written language into the equation.
With over a million words just in English, knowing how to spell every single one of them is borderline impossible (unless you’re some freakish genius, in which case, what are you doing here? Don't you have better things to do, like saving the world or making other people feel inferior?)
…But typos like the ones below? I mean, come on.
Here are 15 of the most idiotic, inadvertently funny typos ever to grace the pages of the world wide web.
1. Chicken Parmesan
We grant you permission to hang your head in shame.
2. Cologne
https://twitter.com/papiCurved/status/744703214541488128
Is it ‘eau de asshole'??
3. Definitely
I am defiantly that mom who will annoy her child on purpose. Hehe 💜
— Kassie Jackson (@kassandfamilyxo) June 20, 2016
This Twitter user is definitely defying the laws of spelling and grammar.