4. Caesar salad
One is tasty. The other is a serious medical condition.
…Unless you're ordering it from McDonalds, because then it might be both.
5. Bowl
Yeah, I don’t think you want a bowl of that. Unless you're too lazy to spell and too lazy to do your own digesting…? Ick.
6. Bawling
Ball, bawl… close but no cigar. But here's a soundtrack to your sorrows for your trouble.
