16 Marriage Proposals That Will Make You Want To Stay Single

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Wild Cards

Given the choice between these proposals and adopting a cat, dying alone, and having our corpses eaten by said cat, you know what we’d choose.

12. The Facebook proposal:

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Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.