in humor 16 Marriage Proposals That Will Make You Want To Stay Single by Mary McCaw November 10, 2016, 10:00 am 13. If she says yes to a pee-posal, you know she’s the one: Image via Blam News 14. The cherry on top of the cringe cake: 15. Clearly, the mall is bad luck: 16. Last but not least… the prank of a lifetime: Written by Mary McCaw Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.