If You’ve Used Any Of These 16 F*ckboy Pickup Lines, Please Get The Hell Off Tinder

13. Memes are not your friends. I repeat: MEMES ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS!



14. Skip the word vomit and keep it simple.



15. You get ZERO points for stalking.



16. It’s 2016 and women are self sufficient without your compliments—get over it!



All images via Straight White Boy Texting.

Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.