17 People That Hit The Relationship Jackpot

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So, single life is really awesome, let’s get that out of the way. A night out usually consists of getting drunk AF, partying with all your friends, and never having to worry about another person the whole time. But, when you do find someone and luck out, that’s a whole different ball game.

When you do click with a certain someone, it can be pure magic. You can still get drunk AF with all your friends but you’ll have a partner that can take care of you and get your drunk ass home. Cool concept, right? And they’ll still probably be willing to have sex with you when your drunk ass asks for it. Jackpot!

These 17 texts show off some pretty amazing and hilarious partners. Don’t be too jealous single folk, your time will come.

17 People That Hit The Relationship Jackpot


(731): she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out toally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?


(603): Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.



(207): She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marraige sucks.


(972): he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.


(202): My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I’m living the dream.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.