7. “This is Sort of Embarrassing But I’m Horny” Booty Call
AKA every text sent after 2am.
8. Period Sex
At least you don’t have to freak out if the condom breaks…?
9. “Oops We Broke the Bed” Sex
If you sleep in the top bunk of a lofted college dorm room bed, please avoid boning while your roommate is around. Not only is it bad manners to have sneaky sex while your bunkmate is “asleep”, you’ll probably crush them to death if you’re too… enthusiastic about it.
