The 17 Absolute Worst Divorces Imaginable

11.

My Mother-in-law's first two husbands each died the day their divorces were finalized. She has married for a third time but will never ever ever get divorced again. She can't bear the thought that it might be some sort of curse.

12.

My sister's first husband came out of the closet at her 30th birthday party in front of all of her friends. In the time leading up to their divorce, he started drinking and once passed out on the couch after drinking a pint bottle of vodka. He had pissed all over himself, left a gay porno playing on the DVD player and had locked my 10-year old nephew (his son) out of the house, in late fall, without a jacket, where he waited for about two hours for my sister to get home.

13.

Not me but I read about a ex wife that argued to get custody of the husband's dogs then had them put down.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.