17 Couples Broke Up For the Dumbest Reasons Imaginable

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We started sleeping at each other’s houses and one night she mentioned that I breathe loudly through my nose. I didn’t think much of it because what am I supposed to do, not breathe? Now she constantly brings up that my breathing is disrupting her sleep. It’s difficult for me to sleep with any noise but I offered to wear earplugs if that would help her, but she can’t sleep with noise either. Wearing earplugs makes her feel claustrophobic. She got annoyed when I said I could sleep in another room, and said that then there’s no reason for staying over in the first place. Thinking about dumping her.

9.

My boyfriend of 8 months told me to break up with him because I don’t nag him to change behaviors I don’t like because it makes him feel like I don’t see a future with him.

1o.

I went to my alumni high school’s homecoming game with my friends, and my girlfriend went with her high school friends. Each touchdown was celebrated with a bro-hug, and it was bromance during that awesome football game (that our school lost lol). My (ex)girlfriend broke up with me that night, because she thought I was gay. She was very dedicated in her view of me that night. It’s like she forgot we’ve been together for four years, & I moved away from my hometown to be with her.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.