17 Couples Broke Up For the Dumbest Reasons Imaginable

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My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday because she feels as if I put my job before her and don’t answer text messages from her quick when I’m busy.

15.

I met a guy at school and we went on a couple dates. We were diggin the vibes and it was going well. I’m a producer/dj as a hobby and I just made a mashup of 2 house songs and I asked if he would want to hear. I played it for him and he told me to just turn it off. He said it wasn’t his type of music and I completely understand that. He told me I was weird for listening to that type of music and we got into an argument. I told him it was just something that made me feel good and ect. He just called me weird for listening to it then said if I can’t see where he is coming from then we should stop seeing each other.

16.

We had been dating for a year and everything seemed great. I got really wasted one night and woke up to puke in the bed. She was so disgusted by what I did WHEN I WAS WASTED and broke up with me.

17.

I had borrowed my (ex) boyfriends car and got in a small accident. Seriously nothing major, left with some scratches but zero dents. I didn’t think it was worth it to exchange info with the person because they rear ended me but straight up left small barely noticable scratches. He’s so obsessed with his car that when I told him he freaked out, called be irresponsible, and dumped me. The accident wasn’t my fault but apparently I should have exchanged insurance info. It was small f*cking scratches.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.